Last weekend it was finally time for the big event I had been waiting for – the Royal Wedding! And let me tell you, a big event it was – if not as royal as I had anticipated. As beautiful as any wedding can be, I guess for us women it’s only natural to use these occasions to take in everything that is happening, and then either thinking: I’d love to do that at my own wedding or to make little mental notes for the things you’d never ever ever would want to happen at your own big day – so guess what I did for the whole day.
We stayed at a campsite a few minutes away from the venue but resided quite in style in a little cabin (or studio apartment, as I was informed). Very well, the night before the big day actually turned out to be quite delightful, listening to music and having a few drinks with the boyfriend and a bridesmaid’s brother. Just that the next day during the lovely outdoor breakfast with family and friends, we were told that we had entertained and kept the whole campsite awake with our impromptu party. Up till today I’m not quite sure what they heard but let’s hope it was only noise. I’m shuddering when thinking about some of the stuff they might have heard that night.
Then, embarrassment aside, I slapped on my finest and we went to part one of the celebrations – the church service. I must admit, I don’t think I’ve ever attended a less formal service – and I have been at quite a few ones for highschool, with a church full of kids. There was a play pew for the little ones, the photographers took their job a bit too seriously and blocked the aisle when the mother of the bride walked up, and the minister-lady was all smiles and chat throughout the whole event. Of course, the bride looked beautiful and her bridesmaids all in lavender added to the picture. So there they were, standing in front of the altar, the paparazzi were finally sitting, and of course the little ones started quacking so that I literally missed the entire vows. Mental note: no babies at wedding. Might ruin a few friendships but everything comes with a price.
All I could hear was the most important question at the end. Which, I think, can only be answered in one way: I do. Or maybe just a simple ‘yes’ would be fine as well. However, the groom giving ‘No worries’ as an answer made the little romantic girl in me shudder and cry a bit. No worries? Really? Of course neither Adrian nor anyone else at the wedding seemed to find that disturbing in any way. Well, no worries then, must be me being stuck up. Mental note: run away from altar if that ever happens to you. At the end the minister was kind enough to inform us of the shuttlebus times for the reception – I don’t think a German servant of God would feel it appropriate to act as a human timetable but I liked it, made church look down to earth and practical somehow for a change.
After the wedding there happened – nothing. I learned that it is fairly normal to have quite a gap between church service and reception, so that the bride and groom can get their pictures taken. Well, fair enough, going back to the campsite for a drink didn’t seem like a bad idea. Just that 2 hrs later, when it was time to leave again, we were all quite comfortable sitting in the shade, nibbling cheese and crackers and drinking bubbly so that noone really felt like getting up again. The only excitment factor was the little quiz game we had started the night before, so far I had got a point for veil, Adrian had one for corset gown. Now it was time to find out who would win cake and first dance.
The venue was indeed beautiful. A deer and emu farm on top of a hill with great views over the valley and a lake, a lovely outdoor area with a fountain and seating under parasols, a little petting zoo with baby goats (BEST part! side note: petting zoo!) and waiters with appetizers. Fantastic! I glimpsed inside in search of the ice sculpture I had anticipated, but no, just a very beautifully decorated room and a white wedding cake (darn! I had bet on cupcake wedding cake).
I think we were all relieved when we read the menu and found out that we weren’t going to eat the cute goats -or the emus, neither of which would have been too appealing. But just as I had picked which starter and main I’d like, I read a little note on the menu: meals are being served alternatingly. What? I have to play food roulette? But what if I end up with the trout? Or the venison? Noooo, I got to admit, that was my lowest point that day. Side note: let poeple choose their food, if they are anything like me, food roulette makes them grumpy. Well lucky me has a caring man on her side who would eat anything if it means I am happy with my food. But really, there has to be a better option than this.
Well, any wedding has the part of the long and tiresome speeches (side note: hire comedian. burn father-in-law’s notes. turn off mic after 10 minutes. anything but an hour of not very funny variations of the same theme – we didn’t lose…we gained….thank you all for….yaaaawwnn I need another drink.) But then the dancefloor got opened to Lady in Red (score! I had predicted a classic) and I even convinced Adrian to do a little shuffle.
So there we were, bride and groom happily drinking shots, the bridesmaids dancing, the cousins from Queensland stumbling in their 15cm heels…and then the lights went on. At 11.30. Because it was time to leave. Now I don’t want to get into any rant about closing times and the appropriate length of a wedding party, but wouldn’t you find it a little disappointing if, after all the time and money you’ve spent, the coordination of 3 wedding events, the selection of flowers, gowns and wines, the organization of shuttle buses to and from the venue and the final decision on who to invite and where to seat them, if, after all those decisions are made, and the actual day having turned out quite impressively, your party lasts for not even 6 hours? Other countries, other customs I guess. Well the good thing was that I awoke well-rested and with a fairly clear head. And with the knowledge that I’d say my No worries in a slightly different way. But I’d definitely keep the goats.